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Jason Roeder
Jason Roeder is a former senior editor and senior writer at The Onion as well as a contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's. His new book Griefstrike!: The Ultimate Guide to Mourning is out now.
Jason's Articles
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Eating & Drinking
Our Favorite Latchkey Kid Foods, Ranked
The greatest snacks for a generation left to fend for itself
By Jason Roeder
, October 9, 2023
3 Min Read
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Eating & Drinking
How I Got My Girlfriend to Stop Nagging Me About Eating Healthy
Why can’t a 48-year-old man eat his trash food in peace?
By Jason Roeder
, December 9, 2021
3 Min Read